Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2001 14:55:52 -0500
You say you've tried their two-wheel models and found out the hard way that
they deliver more power than you can handle? Well, the people responsible
for crippling more middle-aged men than Viagra have finally designed a
wheelchair with BALLS! Who says you can't have fun, just because you're
technically dead from the chin down?! The clean lines and classic styling of
the Excalibur apeal to the gimp who likes to make an impression on the
ladies (and we ain't talkin' about drooling on your nurse's lapel, here).
The Excalibur comes fully equipped with a 400cc shovel-head engine,
re-enforced titanium frame, sip-and-puff controls for the truly fucked, a
combination GPS and homing beacon, and an extra set of wheels - fat, grippy
knobbies - just in case Mr. Hawking gets a hankering to do off-roading! And,
as an added bonus, that pattented Harley perf-manifold growl is guaranteed
to wake the neighbors and kick-start your incontinent colon!
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